TCU Professors
haikus inspired by...

Professors at Texas Christian University

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Ahhh...who could forget Dr. Franzwa's
famous Ramona story?

***Ramona***
This ain't no Volvo.
It's roses and it's closed doors.
Fuck Georgia O'Keefe.


And now presenting...
CLAIRE'S HAIKU THAT STARTED IT ALL!!!!!!!!

***LOOK! TORNADOES!***
Plato, you dead fuck.
I just don't get this form shit.
Yeah, Jim is Satan.

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Austin's Dr. Frye Haikus:

A slight oversight;
I'm stoned in Dr. Frye's class.
Things are making sense.

TCU Roommate
Miracle across the street
Dr. Frye kicks ass


(NOTE: the latter haiku was actually
submitted to Dr. Frye in a letter
because Austin is cool like that.
The former one was not.)

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Here's another haiku by Austin
which mentions a TCU professor:

***THE MALL***
Mmmm...Asparagus
Bonnie Blackwell and her dog
Yellow Ladybugs?

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And now a selection by Lara entitled...

"In Accordance with Prophecy"

McDorman, what's up?
It's only bad teeth and beer
that sum up Britain.

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Here's a haiku about Amy's favorite
Spanish professor. The title is a term
that was used to describe him by a
critic in an academic journal.
He took it as a compliment.


***PHALLOCENTRIC***
Likable Flores,
A little man from Chile.
Here, have some salsa!


(NOTE: the last line should be
read like a Shake'n'Bake moment.
If you don't know what that means
then you should watch more TV.)

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