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haikus inspired by... Professors at Texas Christian University |
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Ahhh...who could forget Dr. Franzwa's
famous Ramona story? ***Ramona*** This ain't no Volvo. It's roses and it's closed doors. Fuck Georgia O'Keefe. And now presenting... CLAIRE'S HAIKU THAT STARTED IT ALL!!!!!!!! ***LOOK! TORNADOES!*** Plato, you dead fuck. I just don't get this form shit. Yeah, Jim is Satan. ___________________________________ Austin's Dr. Frye Haikus: A slight oversight; I'm stoned in Dr. Frye's class. Things are making sense. TCU Roommate Miracle across the street Dr. Frye kicks ass (NOTE: the latter haiku was actually submitted to Dr. Frye in a letter because Austin is cool like that. The former one was not.) __________________________________ Here's another haiku by Austin which mentions a TCU professor: ***THE MALL*** Mmmm...Asparagus Bonnie Blackwell and her dog Yellow Ladybugs? ___________________________________ And now a selection by Lara entitled... "In Accordance with Prophecy" McDorman, what's up? It's only bad teeth and beer that sum up Britain. ___________________________________ Here's a haiku about Amy's favorite Spanish professor. The title is a term that was used to describe him by a critic in an academic journal. He took it as a compliment. ***PHALLOCENTRIC*** Likable Flores, A little man from Chile. Here, have some salsa! (NOTE: the last line should be read like a Shake'n'Bake moment. If you don't know what that means then you should watch more TV.) |
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